i ordered ham??

How the hell did you get in here???

Anyway….welcome! My name is Gabrielle, and I’m a producer, video editor, director, on-camera talent when you need me to be, and inventor of the “hot dog stir fry”. I have a decade of experience in “the biz” (that’s the first time I’ve ever called it “the biz” I don’t know why I said that???) and I’ve worked in music, comedy, entertainment, and food media throughout my career. I also did a brief stint in finance but we don’t talk about that. A few other things you should know about me –– yes, I really ate that flower, and no, I haven’t been quite right since.